This One Time I Cock-Blocked My Friend in the Shower

This story comes to you from a fellow former crew member we’ll call “Rigo.” I am re-telling it here with a bit of my commentary. Enjoy.

This is one of the funniest stories of my time on ships. I still giggle when I think about it. One night I was in my friend’s cabin after a bit of crew bar fun. (Let me say right now, this friend of his is a teddy bear of a man. Think of like a Greek Kevin James) We were shooting the shit when some girl he was seeing called. Now this girl didn’t want anyone to know she and my friend were hooking up. (Always the sign of a quality woman) So to help my friend keep his secret, and his hook up, I had to hide in the bathroom like a little girl so she would think he was alone. (Or he could have just not talked? Drunk men are ridiculous)

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So of course while I’m standing in the world’s tiniest shower, curtain clinging to me like a horny ghost, my dect phone goes off! I begin to whisper into my call. Completely not thinking
(Has anyone been thinking in this situation!?) I forgot there was a shower curtain instead of a door. (Umm, not sure what he was thinking since no crew member has a door on their shower, except the captain) So I leaned back like I was leaning against a wall. I caved into the shower making the loudest noise ever!

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My friend’s booty call heard everything and thought he was with another girl! She came storming to the room in a matter of minutes! She was fuming and there we were, two grown men giggling so hard we were crying. Needless to say, the girl did not stay the night.

When Rigo told me this story he said, “I’m giggling about it right now.” Those are the best stories.


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