Happy New Year!

Hi friends! Welcome to the year of Back to the Future!!!!!! Really though, get ready for 365 days of Marty McFly jokes. Not from me, though. I made my one DeLorean crack last… Continue reading

Numbers Can Be Fun!

The stats helper monkeys prepared a 2014 annual report for this blog. Here’s an excerpt: The Louvre Museum has 8.5 million visitors per year. This blog was viewed about 160,000 times in… Continue reading

Told Ya.

A few posts ago I predicted that something big would happen for me in 2014. You guys. I was so completely right. While I’m sure my absence has been greatly felt in all… Continue reading

13 of the Most Ship Things That Have Ever Happened

1) These towel animals. Photo Credit: Shipmate Facebook Page 2) This man who discovered the only way to afford drinking onboard. 3) This piece of craftsmanship. CraftsmanSHIP, get it?! Photo Credit: Shipmate Facebook… Continue reading

Your “This One Time” Stories

You guys have seen, and hopefully enjoyed, the stories I’ve posted here of some of the craziest and weirdest ship stories that my beloved friends and I experienced. I like to call it… Continue reading

Never Had A Chance

Today I started a new job. It’s in a swanky spot of downtown Raleigh and everyone was so nice – like most are during that first month. This place has so many more amenities… Continue reading

Big News!

Hi Friends! I’ve been a bit absent, but I’ve totally got a great reason why. I have scored a new job!  This girl is about be a professional writer. Now don’t go thinking… Continue reading

Living with Familial Hypercholesterolemia: What They Don’t Tell You

I have Familial Hypercholesterolemia. That is a super long way of saying high cholesterol runs in my family. I’m not talking about the “my grandfather was put on Lipitor when he was 50… Continue reading

9 Things No One Wants To Tell You About Moving to Land

Your friends and family will be so happy to hear that you’re finally leaving that crazy ship life, but there are definitely things about land life they want to keep secret for fear… Continue reading

Vital Information for A Girl’s Ship Life

Sorry gentlemen, but I need to talk to my sisters for a sec. Ship life can be scary and overwhelming, and there are certain warnings I think women need to hear before walking… Continue reading

This One Time I Was Asked to Join a Couple

This particular scenario has happened to me in my adventures in online dating, but that story is for a different day. This situation comes to you from the ship world and is a… Continue reading

One Lovely Blog Award

Well hey y’all, look at me! I got me an award! Really though, it was so very sweet of Kerry Hishon to nominate me. I love hearing from my readers and am very flattered… Continue reading

Roomie Got A Groomie!

Hi Friends! It’s been a while, I know. In the world of video when it rains it pours, so I haven’t even been home long enough for my cat to bite me. I’m… Continue reading

8 Pickup Lines That Only Work On Ships

1) The ship life equivalent of having a fantastic car.   2) Works like a charm on drunk, hungry girls.     3) Some girls just love the zebras.   4) Let me… Continue reading

This One Time I Cock-Blocked My Friend in the Shower

This story comes to you from a fellow former crew member we’ll call “Rigo.” I am re-telling it here with a bit of my commentary. Enjoy. This is one of the funniest stories… Continue reading

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